Corporate America Memories: Day 2

Today was my last Tuesday in Corporate America.  I’m posting daily this week to share some of my memories from Sprint.  One of the things that Sprint really excels at is logical, well thought out, quick decision making….NOT. They need to let my group run the show and then more decisions would be made using the time-proven methods utilized in this old email I found.

Greetings everyone,

We have reached an agreement on how to resolve this situation*, since Steve is a pants pooper.  Fran and I have been removed as judges and we are submitting the songs to the honorable Ann Millips to decide the winner.  Now our decisions no longer have a bearing on the outcome even though we came to an agreement on both the winners.

Ann,

Your mission should you chose to accept it is to pick the worst playlist form the groups listed below.  The person you select with the most awful songs will be deemed the winner.  The loser of each group will have to walk around campus with a boom box playing ALL songs from their group.  To make sure there are no biased opinions the submissions are anonymous.  Please decide the fate from the following by choosing the worst playlist from groups A and B.  Please listen to as much of the song as possible, your head will start to hurt after a while.

 

Group A

Play List 1

Rico Suave,”  by Gerardo

Tubthumping” by Chumbawumba

500 Miles” by Proclaimers

Play List 2

Macarena” by Los Del Rio

You Sexy Thing” by Hot Chocolate

Wannabe” by Spice Girls

Group B

Play List 1

Rico Suave,” by Gerardo

Barbie Girl” by Aqua

Achy Breaky Heart” by Billy Ray Cyrus

Play List 2

Hey Mickey” by Toni Basil

Mambo #5” by Lou Bega

Supermodel” by RuPaul

 

*Note- I have ZERO recollection of what “this situation” was.

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